About the Green Eyed Siren

I am a beautiful, voluptuous, mesmerizing songstress.

Alternatively, I am a stay-at-home mom entering the second year of her (slightly early) midlife crisis. I manage my crisis by singing, sewing, and reading crafty-type blogs as well as an entirely unreasonable amount of Jane Austen fanfiction. I am married to Unfocused Me. We live in Chicago with our two great kids, Unfocused Girl (8) and Unfocused Junior (5).

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